I might not always be in the holiday spirit, but if there’s one thing I love, it’s presents. A moment of silence for my bank account. If reindeer laid eggs, they would look like my account balance. A big, fat zero.

Pine needles and mistletoe. This is a festive pine scent with top notes of fir needle and apple. The heart of the fragrance is Siberian pine and berry that's grounded by base notes of fir balsam and patchouli. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including fir needle, cedarwood, fir balsam and patchouli.


  • 12 oz jar full of 100% soy wax from American grown soy beans
  • Handmade and poured with love and sass in Los Angeles
  • Burn time of 50+ hours when burned properly
  • Vegan. Phthalate free. Cotton wicks. No bullshit.


Top: Fir, Apple // Middle: Pine, Berry // Base: Fir Balsam, Patchouli

Grinch, Please 12 oz. Candle by Evil Queen


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